R-n-B pop singer best known for making a lot of whack ass songs that all sound equally bad. She has often been ridiculed for her disturbing body and facial hair, including a pair of manly sideburns she once had.
The exotically beautiful daughter of a washed up Hollywood actor who made a career of being so damn hot and doing weird sh!t like making out with her brother, marrying a moron named Billy Bob, and adopting ethnic children from several poor countries.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt seperating after -- months of marriage (future E! News Online headline)