james gell's definitions

clism

a clism is like a donkey dick however it has a freakishly small ball sack and scrotum to compliment it

put your clism away please gelly, you chode.

by james gell February 16, 2007

poohole paratrooper

someone who takes it up the bumhole

charlie is a top poohole paratrooper.

by james gell February 16, 2007

jofism

this is a sexual position like the missionary position but the individual on top must have no arms and joined legs like one big fin.

last night me and gelly tried out something really exciting, its a position called jofism. he flapped about like a fish out of water.

by james gell February 16, 2007