james franks the 3rd's definitions

Napolean Dynamite

Well he is really kool, but damn, when you have faggot ass bitches doing the catch phrases from the movie al the time its gets so annoying, and you think to your self, once again someone ruined a good blockbuster film!

Guy: hey Napolen hand me some of your tots

Napolean: no go find your own

Guy: i said give me some

Napolean: no i havent ate all freaking day

(guy smashes his pockets whick was full of tator tots)

Napolean: god you freakin suck!

by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005

Darlita Shoop

Now she will stitch your blanket if you give her a bath, and she loves to eat frozen pizza,and every now and then she goes out side and talks to herself on thje swing set, and yells, "Loud noises,lets be loud,wooooooooooooo".

Daphie: we should smack the mail man

Clara: you mean like Darlita did, that bitch is crazy!

Daphnie: hell i think Darlita killed that fucking mail man!

by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005

Harina Dactyl

loves to fold sofas and touch pancakes with her special tipped marker, so never less she knows that sponge bob is to square to be yellow, why not be purple, wel then people will say he is gay, so that makes him Harina Dactyl

Harina: Now hun i can open the ravoli can!

Guy: Harina go fuck yourself you stupid retard

harina: well i guess i will have to smack you with the egg turner.

Guy: bitch touch me and i wil skull fuck you and rip your stomach out of your ass!

Harina: oh dear, then no more video games fucker!

by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005

Captain Douche Bag!

He is the founding last super hero of our time! He plays golf with freckled kids! He likes to Break Bread and go Water Fishing! His powers are dance to Techno music with hot chicks! He then Cleans his fridge with Fabric softner and yells at crocidiles because they have too much teeth and never see the dentist!

Little Boy: oh my god some buddy kill me!

Captain Douche Bag: how about no dumass! maybe you should be happy fuck face!

Little Boy: why captain douche bag no one likes me!

Captain Douche Bag: cause your a pussy!

Little Boy: im really sorry sir! i promise to stop wetting the bed!

Captain Douche Bag: good now go protect the planet from Beastiality Porn!!!

THEME SONG!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a mask!
He'll eat the rest of the Steak Sauce!
Then he will cry you nothing cause you suck!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a cape!
He'll do back flips on chicken tenders from Hot'n Now!
Then he will pee on your bed blaming it on you!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Kids: We love Captain Douche Bag!! YAY!!!!!!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking hero with Attitude!!!
He'll race you to the Laundry Mat!! And wash his clothes!
Then he will burn the Kmart store down! cause it sucks!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

by james franks the 3rd October 31, 2005

Gloyce Mackana

He loves to pick on salad, and cry wolf everytime RJ Lee picks up the Royce Clayton album, whick feeds of on dead diareha.

holly kunucker fruits, that guy is Gloyce Mackana, i hope he spanks my drummer boy.

by James franks the 3rd January 13, 2005

reapel

Reapel is to describe invidual people with great potential, such as being a master in martial arts or being able to know how to do gymnastics. Basically any special talent that can shock many people.

"ah, sir you fight well...say are you a reapel"

"let me show you!"

by James Franks the 3rd October 13, 2006

Grandpa Vandyke

Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!

Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!

by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005