10 definitions by James franks the 3rd
he died in 1986, he is still alive in my tits, why wont you bark the dog todd,well when will you be done doing the laundry john cena, back off my cat Kurt Angle,oh so thats why my boots are cold and you are way too affraid for my plate job action figure!!!
god: you know what i am sick of you chet
chet: i like Plate jobz
God:just go to hell already
Chet:george straight is my hero
God:ok chet gadarick, its hell fo you!
Chet:woooooooooo
(IN HELL)
Satan: chet bawl to me
Chet: i love you dad
Satan: what fool
Chet: can i scrape your wallet
Satan: god your annoying, your going back on earth!
(ON EARTH)
Chet: what am i going to do now
Mr.Zimmermann: what are you doing chet. we dont do that here! so get over it!
chet: i like Plate jobz
God:just go to hell already
Chet:george straight is my hero
God:ok chet gadarick, its hell fo you!
Chet:woooooooooo
(IN HELL)
Satan: chet bawl to me
Chet: i love you dad
Satan: what fool
Chet: can i scrape your wallet
Satan: god your annoying, your going back on earth!
(ON EARTH)
Chet: what am i going to do now
Mr.Zimmermann: what are you doing chet. we dont do that here! so get over it!
by James franks the 3rd February 27, 2005
Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!
Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!
by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005
Not only is he the coolest guy ever to live, but also he is the creator of the hit wrestling move, 619. he was known to be the greatest Cruiser wieght champion of all time. Know it or not, Rey is like a high leaping forg, mess with him he will fuck you up!
Who's that jumping out the sky R-E-Y
Mysterio.....here we go.
When the mask's out the girls they pass out.
The boys just black out better tap out!
Go.....off the top rope so look out below.
And the next thing you know you be on the floor.
What you gonna do when your on ya back.
From a mean body slam ah damn ya wack!
You like, what the heck, all of a sudden this dude sittin' on my neck
Where's the ref?
Straight from the WWE.
Know how much trouble you see, when you face the man of mystery?
Flippin' and spinnin' and doing it fast.
You can't remove the mask
why?.....coz he's kickin' your ass!
Mysterio.....here we go.
When the mask's out the girls they pass out.
The boys just black out better tap out!
Go.....off the top rope so look out below.
And the next thing you know you be on the floor.
What you gonna do when your on ya back.
From a mean body slam ah damn ya wack!
You like, what the heck, all of a sudden this dude sittin' on my neck
Where's the ref?
Straight from the WWE.
Know how much trouble you see, when you face the man of mystery?
Flippin' and spinnin' and doing it fast.
You can't remove the mask
why?.....coz he's kickin' your ass!
by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005
He loves to pick on salad, and cry wolf everytime RJ Lee picks up the Royce Clayton album, whick feeds of on dead diareha.
by James franks the 3rd January 13, 2005
Now she will stitch your blanket if you give her a bath, and she loves to eat frozen pizza,and every now and then she goes out side and talks to herself on thje swing set, and yells, "Loud noises,lets be loud,wooooooooooooo".
Daphie: we should smack the mail man
Clara: you mean like Darlita did, that bitch is crazy!
Daphnie: hell i think Darlita killed that fucking mail man!
Clara: you mean like Darlita did, that bitch is crazy!
Daphnie: hell i think Darlita killed that fucking mail man!
by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005
Well let me tel you this, if he were to get drunk and get pulled over, he would not pass the drunk test, especially the one where you have to touch you nose!He also likes to watch porn, and one time he was at the store and someone threw a snow ball, and he got pissed, and the old lady he was helping out thought he had DOWN SYDROME!!!! well that noah wallace for ya!!!!!!!!
Noah: She is a hottie
Mark: really,way you say that Noah
Noah: she has nice butt and stuff
Mark: do you think she is looking for "black dick" (Arab Acsent)
Noah: shut up ass hole!!!
Mark: really,way you say that Noah
Noah: she has nice butt and stuff
Mark: do you think she is looking for "black dick" (Arab Acsent)
Noah: shut up ass hole!!!
by James franks the 3rd February 7, 2005
loves to fold sofas and touch pancakes with her special tipped marker, so never less she knows that sponge bob is to square to be yellow, why not be purple, wel then people will say he is gay, so that makes him Harina Dactyl
Harina: Now hun i can open the ravoli can!
Guy: Harina go fuck yourself you stupid retard
harina: well i guess i will have to smack you with the egg turner.
Guy: bitch touch me and i wil skull fuck you and rip your stomach out of your ass!
Harina: oh dear, then no more video games fucker!
Guy: Harina go fuck yourself you stupid retard
harina: well i guess i will have to smack you with the egg turner.
Guy: bitch touch me and i wil skull fuck you and rip your stomach out of your ass!
Harina: oh dear, then no more video games fucker!
by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005