james bourne's definitions

memphis

an anchient egyption city that was once the capitol of the civilisation.

King Tut fucked Uncle Funkalunkel's ancester up in Memphis.

by James Bourne February 20, 2004

all your ass are belong to us

A gay version of all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us, which is funny, cause the origional is just as gaygaygay.

When Uncle FunkalunkelUncle FunkalunkelUncle Funkalunkel walked into the Blue Oyster Club and saw all the hot leather clad men, he pulled out his wanker and yelled, "all your ass are belong to us!"

by James Bourne March 23, 2004

immortal

A living thing, usually a person, who is unable to perish/die. This, however, doesn't mean said person or thing cannot be injured (see involnerable) or sustain physical damage. A prime example of immortals are vampires, KK's farts, and KK Macleod.

In the end, there can be only one!

by James Bourne January 18, 2004