james bourne's definitions

Middle Finger

Physical hand gesture that usually means wordfuck you. wordKK and wordDoom use this all the time.

The deaf man couldn't hear what his wordasshole nieghbor was saying, so he just displayed the middle finger.

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

queef

A backwords female fart that smells like fish.

Damn, Baby, dat Queef smells worse than your tuna melt!

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

self expression

The proper term used to discribe when kk and doom give people the Middle Finger.

When the judge asked the reason why KK flicked off the traffic cop, KK stated that he was only expressing himself.

by James Bourne September 10, 2003

nuclear weapon

Items of which KK and Doom want to use on those damn sand niggers.

We should go and use our nuclear weapons on Osama's ass.

by James Bourne September 10, 2003

killing spree

KK and Doom's pastime. Usually envolves the flaming deaths of many one-peyed sand niggers or rabbit ass weasels.

"I'm fucking bored...lets go on a killing spree.."

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

immortal

A living thing, usually a person, who is unable to perish/die. This, however, doesn't mean said person or thing cannot be injured (see involnerable) or sustain physical damage. A prime example of immortals are vampires, KK's farts, and KK Macleod.

In the end, there can be only one!

by James Bourne January 18, 2004

cunnilingus

Oral pleasuring of the female vagina in an attempt to make her cum. Also called Carpet Munching, Dining at the Y, or Enjoying a Tuna Taco.

Dr. Phil said to Oprah," I can't better your life through cunnilingus".

by James Bourne September 5, 2003