james bourne's definitions

qweef

the one thing that keeps guys from eating out their girlfriends.

The stank gas that shot into Jeff's face after he licked her clit almost made him pass out.

by James Bourne September 14, 2003

Middle Finger

Physical hand gesture that usually means wordfuck you. wordKK and wordDoom use this all the time.

The deaf man couldn't hear what his wordasshole nieghbor was saying, so he just displayed the middle finger.

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

immortal

A living thing, usually a person, who is unable to perish/die. This, however, doesn't mean said person or thing cannot be injured (see involnerable) or sustain physical damage. A prime example of immortals are vampires, KK's farts, and KK Macleod.

In the end, there can be only one!

by James Bourne January 18, 2004

nuclear weapon

Items of which KK and Doom want to use on those damn sand niggers.

We should go and use our nuclear weapons on Osama's ass.

by James Bourne September 10, 2003

queef

A backwords female fart that smells like fish.

Damn, Baby, dat Queef smells worse than your tuna melt!

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

asshole

Slang for the anal opening. This term is has many functions, either as a term of endearment, or as a graphic description of a potential victim. Sometimes comes in groups called bunches.

"Who let that fucking Asshole in here?"

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

Bebopin' Gay Sac

George W. Olson

by James Bourne September 23, 2003