james bourne's definitions

bastard twat

Computer slang term for a spontanious computer program glitch that results in the computer user showing uncontrolled agression towards the source of said glitch. This phenomina is most often experianced during the enjoyment of recreiational programs, such as video games.

"Fucking Blizzard games are full of so many Bastard Twats that I put my fist trhough the screen!"

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

killing spree

KK and Doom's pastime. Usually envolves the flaming deaths of many one-peyed sand niggers or rabbit ass weasels.

"I'm fucking bored...lets go on a killing spree.."

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

asshole

Slang for the anal opening. This term is has many functions, either as a term of endearment, or as a graphic description of a potential victim. Sometimes comes in groups called bunches.

"Who let that fucking Asshole in here?"

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

bush

The cultivation of public hair around a vagina. Usually used to determine if the female is a natural blonde or a dyed slut. Can get caught in the teeth during cunnilingus, which ususally requires a through teeth shaving. Sometimes becomes a breeding ground for a colonies of unwanted crabs.

"I had a hard time finding her clit cause her Bush was as thick as forest!"

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

cunnilingus

Oral pleasuring of the female vagina in an attempt to make her cum. Also called Carpet Munching, Dining at the Y, or Enjoying a Tuna Taco.

Dr. Phil said to Oprah," I can't better your life through cunnilingus".

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

queef

A backwords female fart that smells like fish.

Damn, Baby, dat Queef smells worse than your tuna melt!

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

Middle Finger

Physical hand gesture that usually means wordfuck you. wordKK and wordDoom use this all the time.

The deaf man couldn't hear what his wordasshole nieghbor was saying, so he just displayed the middle finger.

by James Bourne September 5, 2003