james bourne's definitions

dawn of the dead

The greatest zombie movie of all time.

I rented dawn of the dead for the hell of it.

by James Bourne September 10, 2003

K-Tard

another name for the fans of K-mart.

anyone who is a K-mart fan is a K-Tard.

by James Bourne September 14, 2003

suck me off

HWat the bitch does to my thropbbing cock in order to make it drop a load in her face.

Yo, Bithc," Martin exclaimed," Instead of jamming with that ho, why don't you git your sweet ass over heerre and suck me off!"

by James Bourne September 25, 2003

cunnilingus

Oral pleasuring of the female vagina in an attempt to make her cum. Also called Carpet Munching, Dining at the Y, or Enjoying a Tuna Taco.

Dr. Phil said to Oprah," I can't better your life through cunnilingus".

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

bastard twat

Computer slang term for a spontanious computer program glitch that results in the computer user showing uncontrolled agression towards the source of said glitch. This phenomina is most often experianced during the enjoyment of recreiational programs, such as video games.

"Fucking Blizzard games are full of so many Bastard Twats that I put my fist trhough the screen!"

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

all your ass are belong to us

A gay version of all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us, which is funny, cause the origional is just as gaygaygay.

When Uncle FunkalunkelUncle FunkalunkelUncle Funkalunkel walked into the Blue Oyster Club and saw all the hot leather clad men, he pulled out his wanker and yelled, "all your ass are belong to us!"

by James Bourne March 23, 2004

self expression

The proper term used to discribe when kk and doom give people the Middle Finger.

When the judge asked the reason why KK flicked off the traffic cop, KK stated that he was only expressing himself.

by James Bourne September 10, 2003