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tome

A nickname for the Bible of Scientific Bullshit. See or visit holybullshit.com fo details.
In order to keep it from derteriating, KK and Doom hid the sacred tome from view.
by James Bourne October 4, 2003
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K-Tard

another name for the fans of K-mart.
anyone who is a K-mart fan is a K-Tard.
by James Bourne September 14, 2003
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communism

A politcial theory where every person in a society is equal, given all life needs (food, shelter, ect.) equally, and where there is no central governing body or group opf people (hard to have everyone be equal with a few leaders telling the masses what to do).

In theory, the most utopian and 'perfect' of the 3 major social forms.

In practice, can never effectivly happen in practice mainly because tghe average human being needs and desires asome sort of governing structure, whether it be very strict (See facisim ) or very loosly (See anarchist) applied.

This structure tend to fall into a more Socialist social order when applied in the real world. Eventhough the orgionators fo this social order said this structure would be best suited for the large Capitolistic nations of their era (England, USA, ect.), the most noted use of this system was inside the Former Soviet Union and the Peoples Repulic of China.

The Soviet system, though lasting over 7 decades, ended with the country ditching the One Party system for a more Democratic based model after the country practically became bankrupt in 1989. China has grown more Socialist since it's conversion to the Commuinst structure in 1947, mainly do to their laxing, however small, of certain 'communist' ideals for more democratic princliples (such as individualism and ownership of property).
by James Bourne September 27, 2003
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a rather tasteless joke

The only performing cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show in Rochester, New York. Not only do they perform while the film is running, they also feature many entertaining pre-show events and half nakid people. you can always find out more about this cast if you goto rochesterrocky.com
Everything I needed to know about a rather tasteless joke I found at rochesterrocky.com .
by James Bourne February 13, 2004
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cunnilingus

Oral pleasuring of the female vagina in an attempt to make her cum. Also called Carpet Munching, Dining at the Y, or Enjoying a Tuna Taco.
Dr. Phil said to Oprah," I can't better your life through cunnilingus".
by James Bourne September 5, 2003
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bastard twat

Computer slang term for a spontanious computer program glitch that results in the computer user showing uncontrolled agression towards the source of said glitch. This phenomina is most often experianced during the enjoyment of recreiational programs, such as video games.
"Fucking Blizzard games are full of so many Bastard Twats that I put my fist trhough the screen!"
by James Bourne September 5, 2003
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qweef

the one thing that keeps guys from eating out their girlfriends.
The stank gas that shot into Jeff's face after he licked her clit almost made him pass out.
by James Bourne September 14, 2003
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