james bourne's definitions

we need to talk

Usually what the bitch sais after you dump your load on her face. A very good indicator that you''l be sleeping on the coach and getting no pussy for a long time.

After emptying his sack onto her kisser, Janice told Bob that they 'need to talk.'

by James Bourne September 23, 2003

bush

The cultivation of public hair around a vagina. Usually used to determine if the female is a natural blonde or a dyed slut. Can get caught in the teeth during cunnilingus, which ususally requires a through teeth shaving. Sometimes becomes a breeding ground for a colonies of unwanted crabs.

"I had a hard time finding her clit cause her Bush was as thick as forest!"

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

the cats ass

A niftyier way of saying cool, that is the shit, or this is wonderful. It is also used to say that someone or something is really clever or intelligent.

the guys at holybullshit.com are the cats ass.

by James Bourne February 20, 2004

dawn of the dead

The greatest zombie movie of all time.

I rented dawn of the dead for the hell of it.

by James Bourne September 10, 2003

cunnilingus

Oral pleasuring of the female vagina in an attempt to make her cum. Also called Carpet Munching, Dining at the Y, or Enjoying a Tuna Taco.

Dr. Phil said to Oprah," I can't better your life through cunnilingus".

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

bastard twat

Computer slang term for a spontanious computer program glitch that results in the computer user showing uncontrolled agression towards the source of said glitch. This phenomina is most often experianced during the enjoyment of recreiational programs, such as video games.

"Fucking Blizzard games are full of so many Bastard Twats that I put my fist trhough the screen!"

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

Middle Finger

Physical hand gesture that usually means wordfuck you. wordKK and wordDoom use this all the time.

The deaf man couldn't hear what his wordasshole nieghbor was saying, so he just displayed the middle finger.

by James Bourne September 5, 2003