james bourne's definitions

bush

The cultivation of public hair around a vagina. Usually used to determine if the female is a natural blonde or a dyed slut. Can get caught in the teeth during cunnilingus, which ususally requires a through teeth shaving. Sometimes becomes a breeding ground for a colonies of unwanted crabs.

"I had a hard time finding her clit cause her Bush was as thick as forest!"

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

we need to talk

Usually what the bitch sais after you dump your load on her face. A very good indicator that you''l be sleeping on the coach and getting no pussy for a long time.

After emptying his sack onto her kisser, Janice told Bob that they 'need to talk.'

by James Bourne September 23, 2003

the cats ass

A niftyier way of saying cool, that is the shit, or this is wonderful. It is also used to say that someone or something is really clever or intelligent.

the guys at holybullshit.com are the cats ass.

by James Bourne February 20, 2004

tome

A nickname for the Bible of Scientific Bullshit. See or visit holybullshit.com fo details.

In order to keep it from derteriating, KK and Doom hid the sacred tome from view.

by James Bourne October 4, 2003

dawn of the dead

The greatest zombie movie of all time.

I rented dawn of the dead for the hell of it.

by James Bourne September 10, 2003

K-Tard

another name for the fans of K-mart.

anyone who is a K-mart fan is a K-Tard.

by James Bourne September 14, 2003

qweef

the one thing that keeps guys from eating out their girlfriends.

The stank gas that shot into Jeff's face after he licked her clit almost made him pass out.

by James Bourne September 14, 2003