Definitions by james(god)

chris bartnicki 

someone of polish decent, usually under 5 and a half feet tall, with a severe anger problem. Typically has one arm bigger than the other and has what some might consider to be a "small" wiener.

you see that scrub in the pajama pants over there? he's a real chris bartnicki

chris bartnicki by james(god) March 13, 2009