Definition 1: A half a man with a half a finger. Someone who played for the CBA, got nowhere and now he sells toilets for a living.
*A half a finger deserves a half a word, so the word "fin-ger" is now just "fin".
Dan: Hey Tony, what happened to your finger? Was it chopped off by a snapping pussy?
Tony: Yea, probably. That's not the only thing I lost in there!
Dan: Awe..., cry me a river :(