Being so content with your fantasy football roster that you feel the urge to masturbate to it.
Jake: Hey Jeff, what were you doing in the bathroom alone with your fantasy football roster?
Jeff: Um, nothing...
Jake: ...Were you rosterbating?
Jeff: Maybe. How can you blame me? My quaterbacks are Aaron Rodgers, Phillip Riv---
Jake: Shut up you weird fuck.
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