If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

by jake christy February 02, 2009

goncy

the dirt on the bottom of your feet from walking barefoot on a dirty floor or outside

Jon has goncy from walking around barefoot on the dirty tile floor.

by Jake Christy December 17, 2008