3 definitions by jacobre1
(n.) an attribute of a high-end product used to lure people with too much money into buying it instead of a less expensive model that will work just as well for their purposes. Combined these features assist in creating douche bag appeal.
Jim barely knows how to use his email, but he was drawn to the MacBook Pro due to the asshole features. The backlit keyboard was the gimmick that finally sealed the deal.
BMWs automobiles are loaded with asshole features to seduce douche bags with too much money.
BMWs automobiles are loaded with asshole features to seduce douche bags with too much money.
by jacobre1 February 27, 2008
To have ones soul removed orally, usually by a naked space vampire, through the use of lightning, plasma, and space magic. Also, to be completely dominated.
The crew of the Churchill were lifeforced by a naked space vampire they found in Halley's comet.
I got stuck behind an elderly woman in traffic and was utterly lifeforced.
After making that movie Tobe Hooper was totally lifeforced.
I got stuck behind an elderly woman in traffic and was utterly lifeforced.
After making that movie Tobe Hooper was totally lifeforced.
by jacobre1 January 7, 2008
Wow! Apple has topped itself again. The iPhone has amazing douche bag appeal.
Due to the increased popularity of environmentalism, the Hummer has lost a great deal of its douche bag appeal.
Due to the increased popularity of environmentalism, the Hummer has lost a great deal of its douche bag appeal.
by jacobre1 February 27, 2008