2 definitions by jackass11

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She is the one thing that everyone always misses no matter what. She can be a crazy rapest and a stalker at times but you know you will want it. A Magdalena is by most the more beautiful one in the group, enjoys fivesomes, and is the last one to leave. Doing the dew isn't her thing but the coke way of the cuming and the burst of bubbles is her favourite.
Dude....I want a Magdalena to rape me like she thinks im fucking coke.
by jackass11 March 22, 2008

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To fuck without commiting a sin.Bending to the right instead of the left confuses God and there for does not accuse of abbusing adult activities...Sex!
holy fuck that boy this time you disgusting horny retard.
by jackass11 March 22, 2008

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