3 definitions by jack o' langue

Slang term used in some MMOs.

Used to describe some person, event or thing that is particularly awesome and inspiring.
That sword is really apatheus!

Look at that apatheus wiping the battlefield clean!
by jack o' langue October 20, 2010
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A Drink made for men, but drank by retarded teens to look cool.
Dad: I think I'm going to drink some Vodka right now.
Son: Can I have some dad ?
Dad: Shut the fuck up son *beats son to the ground*.
Son: whyyyyyy!?!?!
Dad: You wouldn't appreciate it.
by jack o' langue August 4, 2006
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When people come to the defense of a product/company in order to defend their purchase/usage of said product and, in turn, their ego.
Bill: Christ, the PS4 is way expensive and there really isn't many good games coming out for it
Ron: Fuck you, if you can't afford it maybe you should stop working at McDonalds
Bill: Here comes the Sony defense force

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Jeremy: This band isn't how they used to be
Paul: Then stop listening to them, turn off your computer and stop having opinions that contradict mine.
by jack o' langue October 4, 2015
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