Xenis

Pronounced Zee-nis like Xena.

A penis in it's prime. When a penis is fully erect and in it's peek physical condition. When it can not grow anymore and is challenging gravity it becomes a xenis.
To be legendary porn star you must be able to get a Xenis within 1 minute.
by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010
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Pat Riley

Former NBA athlete and current coach of the Miami Heats.
Pat Riley sold his soul to the devil in exchange for Lebron James.
by J.N. Growling July 10, 2010
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Racist But Funny

When something is racist but also funny.
The Racial Draft skit is racist but funny.
by J.N. Growling July 08, 2010
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Ball Tuck

The act of moving one's scrotal sack to a more free and comfortable position or to incorporate movement.
I put my seatbelt on, did a ball tuck, moved the seat back and drove off.
by J.N. Growling October 10, 2010
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Suckween

A student who tries to impress the teacher by asking irrelevant and unnecessary questions.
Why does that suckween always have to keep us after the bell with his stupid questions.
by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010
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Snake Salad

The sexual act of sneaking up on a girl while she's sleeping and eating her ass out like Snake Solid would do. Can sometimes be considered rape.
I gave my girl a snake salad last night without waking her or alerting any guards.
by J.N. Growling July 04, 2010
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care bear shares

Stock that doesn't exist.
Mark was horrified when he found out he had purchased care bear shares.
by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010
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