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an awesome, underrated thrash/groove metal band of the 80's and 90's hailing from new orleans. they broke up in the 90's, but reformed in the 00's. as of 2008, they have officially reformed and have begun writing new material for a new album.

many bands like lamb of god, pantera, and sepultura have been credited with helping found and consolidate the groove (post-thrash) genre, but sadly, exhorder is often overlooked.

they released two albums, 1990's "slaughter in the vatican," which featured more of a traditional thrash sound. 1992's "the law" utilized the aggression of thrash guitar riffs and vocals, but a drumming style that was more syncopated, with double-bass "waves" and "spurts" as opposed to speed, and less of an emphasis on blastbeats.

despite the fact that the only reason why people know about them is because pantera allegedly ripped off their style, exhorder's touch on the groove genre cannot be understated.

so what does that mean?

GET THEIR ALBUMS AND START HEADBANGING!
kyle thomas, vocalist of exhorder, sounds PISSED OFF when he sings!
by j.m.f. July 11, 2008
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he was a lot better when he rapped only with artists on the west coast (with the exception of lil jon), and his older records (anything before tha last meal) are way better than the stuff he has today.
snoop dogg was cool back in the days before he made relatively mediocre songs like "drop it like it's hot".
by j.m.f. July 20, 2006
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don't believe all those other little girls who gave their definitions of tripe.

tripe is stomach lining of animals. it's delicious stuff, a nice chewy alternative to all the other stuff out there. goes great with vietnamese pho, and it's awesome as a chinese stir-fry.
tripe is delicious and goes well with sriracha chili sauce.
by j.m.f. November 20, 2007
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a boring town full of old white people, rednecks, undercover KKK, annoying rich asians, and not much else.

when i was at the high school (i graduated june 06), it was jam packed full with posers and preps. every kid there in his white tee thinks he's so tough and can take down anybody. can't stand them.

don't move there if you don't appreciate posers or stupid.
i wish i lived in san leandro or oakland instead, because castro valley is filled with fakers.
by j.m.f. July 6, 2006
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where's the black people? or the hispanics? or the non white-washed asians?
no, seriously, there are no minorities in san ramon and its surrounding areas because it's so white-washed.
by j.m.f. July 25, 2006
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