10 definitions by j. lowndes

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Evil scary yellow and black stripey insect that flies around stinging people and has a nasty little face like Darth Vader, not to be confused with the humble bumble bee who is just a little flying teddy bear that makes jam and gets shit-faced on pollen.
I'm not going out, I can see a wasp out there, it will kill us all.
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
Black and yellow cuddly furry little flying Teddy Bears who fly around making jam and getting pissed on pollen which is well fun since they are shortsighted and tend to fly at you whilst intoxicated.
Watch out for that bumble bee, he has had a few and is heading your way!!!
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
A small sheep-dog that looks like a miniature Lassie. Sweet, playful and loves her owner like crazy, is very obstinate and nervous though, and males are very effeminate so these are not dogs for people who want a male dog for the sake of having a male dog (basically macho prats who want a protection dog) Everything else about this breed is positive just like the beautiful rough collie.
"Is that a baby Lassie?" "No its an adult sheltie, she's now 3 years old"
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
A small comical car made by Mercedes Benz which has a tendency to roll over and make squicking or squiking noises.
Generally sold to those with a sense of humour and can take a joke.
What is that hilarious thing? Its a Mercedes A Class, I know, i couldnt stop laughing when I first saw one.
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
Tampon used by women at period time
My cunt mouse got stuck inside me as its tail disappeared from view
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
Just visit Hatton in Derbyshire UK and this shit-hole fits the description, enough said.
Fucking Hell, do we have to go through that squalor to get to Burton-On-Trent?
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
2nd generation Vauxhall/Opel Frontera 4x4, nicknamed because of its sprouting aerial. A fantastic vehicle.
How much are you asking for sprout? I have always wanted one.
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
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