43 definitions by j e walker

Latin- "comitas comitatis" noun:

A multi-legged creature with no brain.
The committee ordered Jugurtha thrown into the Well of the Comitas there to die a slow death.
by J E Walker July 01, 2003

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Roman diety associated with fertility. Represented by a life-sized male statue with a very large erection.
The statue of Priapus indicated that an orchard was nearby.
by J E Walker December 26, 2003

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in medicine- evidence of morbidity in that the mouth is wide open in the shape of an "O"
Q Sign- Extreme morbidity evidenced by the tongue handing out. in the shape of a "Q"
" that triage patient'll be giving the o sign pretty soon."
by j e walker April 28, 2003

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The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.
Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.
by J E Walker November 20, 2003

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A large and vocal black bird that likes to gather in large groups and take dumps.
Grackles lend themselves to certain recreational persuit chief among them, Greasing Grackles. eg;
"This morning, I greased three grackles with my Marlin 39a loaded With CCI mini-caps"
by J E Walker April 29, 2003

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A dog. Obscure origines possibly deriving from the propensity of dogs to cheerfully eat their own excrement.
"Joe-Bob's old turd hound came a-loping out from under the porch with this shit-eating grin on his face."
by J E Walker April 29, 2003

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Intrusive e-mail attacks by internet swindlers.
"Most AOL (America On-Line Subscribers) are stupid and gullible, so AOL sells their addresses to spam scammers. Only an idiot would fall for these schemes."
by j e walker April 28, 2003

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