There's several ways to define an accident:
1. You, the day or night that you were conceived
. Usually happens when there's a broken condom
involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people
category, the butterface
category, or the fugly
category if you're ugly
all around. If you have a butterface
or if you're fugly
, people may say that your face was an accident when God
3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.
Woman: Oh yeah baby!
Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck
, the condom
Woman: *sweating* We're fucked
Man: What can I say...it was an accident.
Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick
You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck
Guy: What the fuck
You: It was an accident!