The newest way of fast food places (especially McDonald's
) to try to get you to buy food that you don't want or need. When you get to the drive-thru ordering spot (with the menu and all), they "greet" you with "Hi, would you like to try a nice Cappuccino today?". Of course, you think this is a person that is ready to take your order. Instead, when you're in the middle of saying your order, you get "Welcome to McDonald's
, can I take your order?", or "Sorry - can you repeat that?". This is just like going inside and when you reach the counter, the person says that crap to you, and walks away. I find it ridiculous.
Me: *Drives up to the drive-thru*
Speaker: "Hi, would you like to try a nice Cappuccino today?"
Me: Yeah, hi, can I get your #9 3-Piece meal?
Actual Person: Sorry, can you repeat that?
Me: *Hot steam coming from ears* Yeah, can I get your #9 3-Piece meal?
Actual Person: Please drive up.
Me: *Wonders how much cash to pull out* How much is it?
Actual Person: Uh....$6.16.
Me: *Wonders why I'm not greeted nicely, not told the cost of how much I need to pay, or why I never even got thanked for placing my order and doing business with them*
Seriously, this pre ordering crap sucks.
There's several ways to define an accident:
1. You, the day or night that you were conceived
. Usually happens when there's a broken condom
involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child.
2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people
category, the butterface
category, or the fugly
category if you're ugly
all around. If you have a butterface
or if you're fugly
, people may say that your face was an accident when God
3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.
Woman: Oh yeah baby!
Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck
, the condom
Woman: *sweating* We're fucked
Man: What can I say...it was an accident.
Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick
You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck
Guy: What the fuck
You: It was an accident!