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Very hot girls. From japan, obviously. Tend to act more lady-like and are less obnoxious then fatty american girls.
Goddamn those japanese girls, They do it to me everytime!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 29, 2005
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What everyone seems to be Nowadays. It seems to be the trendy "in" thing.
Ignorant teen: I hate america!!
some guy:Why do you hate america? we have it great here! Sure George W.Bush isen't the best thing that happened to America but that doesn't mean you have to hate the country that basically gives you the freedoms some other countries aren't allowed. We also have a huge supply of food that keeps you're fatass from starving, You spoiled twat.
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 17, 2005
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-A phrase spoken when you know you lost the argument but choose not to quit in spite of having no valid sources to support you're argument.

-Also when you are playing an online video game and you die/lose and are pissed off about it.

-And a way to tell someone to go away.
Clint: So therefor she is not a vegetable since she is moving and responding to people. The only way someone can be a vegetable is if they do not have any function of thier limbs or they are in a comatose state. In which Terri Schiavo is not a vegetable.

Joe:..Lick my nuts, asshole.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 3, 2005
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Normally skaters are fine. It's when you get these elite skater assholes who call everyone a poser and make fun of beginners. That is where skaters get a bad reputation as punk and assholes.
Beginner: Hi! Can you guys show me how to do that?
"Elite" asshole: NO YOU POSER, FUCKIN' POSER, POSER ASS BITCH, IF YOU WEREN'T A GAY FAG POSER FAG ASS, THEN YOU'D BE A BIGGEST POSER IN POSER-VILLE!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 19, 2005
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Basically if you call someone on the phone and in an emotional wreck and express your love for them. Bloody alcoholics.
Alcoholism is only a problem if you say it's a problem.
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 8, 2006
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When a man dresses up as a woman in an attempt to look pretty. yet refuses to shave his beard, Eventually resulting in a gender fuck and leaving an unlooker to this gender fuck in a confused state of mind.
Clint: Hey Stephanie!

Gender-fuck: I told you to call me Tiffany, Bitch!!

Clint:Uh..Alright
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005
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Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.

Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.

Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.

Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
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