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college

An institution designed to steal friends and leave high schoolers feeling lonely and dejected.

High Schooler 1: Oh, I'm going to hang out with my friend Bob today---oh wait, I can't. COLLEGE STOLE HIM. Along Sallie, Martin, Allie, Chris, Denis, Justin, Ellie, Stacy, Amanda, Jimmy, Marina, Genny, and pretty much EVERYONE COOL.

by itsfabiobtch September 25, 2009