male penis that is at least 8.5" in length and 6" in girth. Used by one to either warn others of the beastlyness of one's own schlong
, or to tell of the savage experience that was had recieving the dick.
: "I reeeally don't think that you ladies are ready for the monster in my pants, known only as...THE KRACKEN!!!!"
Tia: "Wooooow, I would have NEVER expected him to be that well hung; But after last night, I'll have that kracken plunge to my depths anytime!"