irrelevant's definitions

fucking ridiculous

adj. - Unbelievable. Often used to describe that which is beyond the scope of human comparison.

1: I think they should have named that biography "Lance Armstrong: Fucking Ridiculous."
2: No shit. You know who else is fucking ridiculous? Carl Johnson (of San Andreas fame).

by Irrelevant March 14, 2005

Hieftje

1. The two term mayor of Ann Arbor, Michigan, known for initiating the Green Belt plan and being a decent Democrat.

2. A game played the same way as safety, except using the word Hieftje (pronounced, incorrectly, as "heft-jee," or alternatively, "hefj") instead of safety.

1: *poot* Heft-jee!
2: Nice save. *poot* Hefj!
1: Gross dude.
2: Holler.

by Irrelevant March 14, 2005

gas mask

The use of one's shirt collar, pulled up over the nose and mouth, to protect one from the stench of a recent fart. May also be pronounced "jayse" mask.

Dude, I totally just tooted. Gas masks ON.

by Irrelevant March 19, 2005

smart rock

Rock music with high-brow lyrics. Usually alternative-sounding, and bizarre to people who don't get the references (often political, philosophical, scientific, or to other smart rock).

Dude, check out my smartrock collection. I got They Might Be Giants, Barenaked Ladies...

by Irrelevant January 30, 2005

Chopper 4

A flying device with airborne capabilities, seats, and a self-propelling propeller.

Chopper Four just went down in the Hudson River...and Chopper Four was FIRST ON THE SCENE! Coincidence? Ch-ch-ch-chopper Four.

by Irrelevant October 26, 2003

breakfast

"An addiction"
SW (street wise): " B-FAST " as in " I am a breakfast addict, I want to score some breakfast. I am B-fast "
ANYONE ELSE (AE) : a problem (i like BREAKFAST)

" snow, forget it . . . . i want breakfast, i'll put it in my stash "

by irrelevant November 3, 2003

Schmatachlap

Raging Anger

I haven't the slightest idea

by Irrelevant November 15, 2003