irrelevant's definitions

Hieftje

1. The two term mayor of Ann Arbor, Michigan, known for initiating the Green Belt plan and being a decent Democrat.

2. A game played the same way as safety, except using the word Hieftje (pronounced, incorrectly, as "heft-jee," or alternatively, "hefj") instead of safety.

1: *poot* Heft-jee!
2: Nice save. *poot* Hefj!
1: Gross dude.
2: Holler.

by Irrelevant March 14, 2005

scrumping

getting it on!

i adore a good scrump in the morning...

by irrelevant September 13, 2003

what

A question mark, "?" (unicode 0x3F).

some nut: "Qrrbrbirlbel!"
you: ???

by Irrelevant September 18, 2005

IYF

"is your friend" - a generalisation of GIYF. Follows the name of a source of information whenever Google would not actually help.

"WTF does 'IYF' mean?"
"Urban Dictionary IYF!"
"...STFU too."

by Irrelevant June 11, 2006

Chopper 4

A flying device with airborne capabilities, seats, and a self-propelling propeller.

Chopper Four just went down in the Hudson River...and Chopper Four was FIRST ON THE SCENE! Coincidence? Ch-ch-ch-chopper Four.

by Irrelevant October 26, 2003

Happy Smackdown dance

To do this with, to, or at someone is to give them a very thorough beating. Combines the excessive violence of WWE: Smackdown with the hyperactivity (and reckless danger) of a Happy Fun Ball.

Well damn, they put anchovies on my pizza. Now I'm gonna have to do the Happy Smackdown dance with the delivery boy. I'd just finished cleaning the blood off my cluebat, too.

by Irrelevant April 26, 2005

gas mask

The use of one's shirt collar, pulled up over the nose and mouth, to protect one from the stench of a recent fart. May also be pronounced "jayse" mask.

Dude, I totally just tooted. Gas masks ON.

by Irrelevant March 19, 2005