3 definitions by irontwo

mushroom tatoo

the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis

Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.

by irontwo April 13, 2006

mushroom tatoo

the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis

Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.

by irontwo April 13, 2006

dodge this

2 guys are doing a chick, one on each end. The guy in the pussy pulls out to shoot her in the face but she dodges each shot. The other guy presses the head of his dick against her temple and says "dodge this" and the lets her have it

I was pissed that she wouldnt let me jizz on her face, but John came through with a bullseye Dodge This.

by irontwo April 13, 2006