the Homicidal Maniac. Best
comic EVER. Created by Jhonen Vasquez. Johnny
, Nny for short
(pronounced "knee") is an insane, self-loathing serial killer who paints his victims blood on his basement
wall so the monster on the other side
can't escape. He has questioned his sanity many times. He also has a very strange
hairstyle; most of it was burned off in Hell so it looks like
two antenna. Never tick him off. Like
I said he is insane. The slightest annoyance will drive
him to murder you. But he is also very funny, like
entires. He hates the word "wacky". He killed
someone with a spork for calling him that. Now, you might
think he just kills random people for the hell of it. He doesn't, mostly just douche bags.
As I mentioned, the creator is Jhonen Vasquez, also the creator of the Nickelodeon T.V. show Invader Zim. Another reason
why parents didn't like
the show was because they were aware of Jhonen's previous work
(JtHM) and all its cursing and gore.
Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought
of their impending death.
Wacky!? What the hell kind of word
is that? WACKY!? I HATE that word
!! Fewer words
are as excruciatingly stupid!!! And used in description
of me!! FOOK!
Dear Die-ary, today
I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
Yes, yes, yes. I'm the one that's been killing all those people. But I'm also the creative force behind Happy Noodle Boy, so forgive me and shut
Killing someone who's bleeding
to death. Fff...fuck, you people...you...how stupid you are. Resorting to the same old, monkey brutality, afraid to look up from your bloody
dicks. Afraid of transcendence. Hey...your
head looks like a potato. And how stupid was I? I, actually paid
attention to you! Devoted precious thought
to it. God...I used to love the noises I heard in my head. Hhh...I never should've left my room...my
room, out there, I almost remember it. It's gone now...along with everything else...vanishing. Heh...potato.
No more stars... no... clouds... nothing... hsssss... It's such an easy thing
to say you hate something... so easy
to hate... what a piece of shit I am... I ca...can't believe I went the easy
way... I thought
... I wish I knew
something... anything. Ehhh... Actually
head looks more like a reject jellybean
Dear Die-ary, today
out on the inside... I'm pretty fuckin' ugly.