A male who has dedicated his life to sports but he really sucks at them and never gets anywhere.
1. He usually wears a baseball cap backwards just to look cool and they are rarely seen without the cap.
2. Drinks a lot of beer because the only way they can interact with people is when they are completely wasted.
3. Usually has not much to talk about except how drunk he got the night before and had penises drawn on his face. Also talks a lot about how many women he's slept with (one-night-stand of course).
4. Usually on steroids tryin to impress the ladies...or dudes.
5. Plays a lot of homosexual games such as grabbing other dudes' crotches but claiming that he is straight.
6. They usually have their ears pierced or have some sort of lame tattoo that they always brag about.
7. They start their day with alcohol and finish their night with alcohol and end up passing out at some random place.
8. They crave attention so much they would probabily suck a dick just to get people's attention.
9. They love giving other jocks high-fives for any lame thing that happens.
A jock talking to other jocks: "Dude I got so wasted last night and I fucked a chick and then passed out in the street. Ended up getting raped by a homeless dude!!"
other jocks:"sweet dude!" *high-fives*
In short, a hipster is a socially evolved version of a nerd. Hipsters claim to be unique and not follow any mainstream trends and activities. Yet they all look and act the same. They drink the same beer, listen to the same music, and wear the same clothes.
Usually at a point in their life, a nerd may begin a transformation into a hipster. They will go through a social evolution where they become more social and can converse with people. Soon after they begin to grow facial hair which will eventually turn into a large long beard or mustache. Next on the list is to get the "hipster cut" which means cutting the side of their hair very short while leaving the top very long. Hair products are then used to comb the top hair back or to the sides. Some may not use any hair product at all. New clothes usually include shirts with something ironic or sarcastic. A hipster's second language is sarcasm. As the evolution continues, they will refuse to take public transpiration or even drive cars. Bikes will replace every form of transpiration year-round.
Hipsters spend a good part of their lives drunk and high. Many of them attempt homebrewing to support their love for craft cheap beer. Much of what they talk about will involve different types of craft beer.
At the end of the day, a hipster may never know or admit to being a hipster. But if they look like a hipster, act like a hipster, and talk like a hipster, they're simply... a hipster.
Bus driver: It's cold out, just take the bus, you'll freeze to death!
Hipster: No sir, my beard and hipster cut will protect me. I'm riding my bike till the day I die. Buses and trains are for mainstream folk.
A common hipster haircut where the sides of the head are cut short while the top is left long. The long portion of the hair is then combed back or to the side using hair products. A long beard is grown to complement the hair.
Hipster walks into a barber shop: Hey man give me the Hipster Cut.