2 definitions by inscrutable

Top Definition
A hideous, clownish, and untalented puppet hired by money hungry business people to indocrinate the stupid by replacing real human thought with sexual urges. An extension of pointless dance music from the nineties. A priestess for the church of Ignore The Suffering In The World And Screw Mindlessly. A user of millions of dollars to create meaningless drivel that appeals to mindless herds who only like what is on the surface. A nobody whose fifteen minutes will soon be up, along with the dying music industry that promotes the worst of everything.
A hyena creates more music than Lady Gaga.

When I want to become numb to things that matter, I listen to Lady Gaga; her songs make me forget I ever had a thought in my head.

America's cultural wasteland could not be expressed more clearly than through Lady Gaga.
by Inscrutable June 02, 2010
Term coined in the late seventies, resurrected by popular prop comedian Lady Gaga, also known for her karaoke-style computerized children's-club cult mind-taking rhythm-music for teens.

Involves the beating of a non-disco dancer caught by a number of drunk, brand name wearing, backwards cap bald-spotting males who have been angered due to hearing a form of music other than disco, otherwise known as repetitive club music with a worn out four-four mind erasing lame beat. A branch is severed from a tree (or whatever crude cudgel-like object discovered nearby) , thus becoming a "disco stick" to demonstrate in a concrete way the power of disco music. Can also describe the point of view of a listener at a dance club wherein the music becomes a torture device, a disco stick used to beat simplistic garbage disguised as dance music into one's head through speakers.
I just worshiped satan through Lady Gaga's sex hymnal with my frat brothers and now I'm dumb enough to join up with a herd of other missing links to beat the intelligent open minded music fan with a disco stick until his brain deactivates.

Having to endure that pointless music at that club made me feel as though I had been beaten mercilessly with a disco stick.
by inscrutable July 05, 2010

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