2 definitions by incumbent sausage
A tepid cunt is a poor excuse for a human being, half-hearted or unenthusiastic approach to all aspects of life whilst at one and the same time, being a cunt. Found in the fuckwit fringes of leftish activism, especially Greenpeace, they can also be found trying to fly blimps (poorly) or flying illegally over Scottish airspace.
They tend to be offended by everything and I really do mean everything, often resorting to making shit up like "cultural appropriation". Tepid cunts can also be found knocked the fuck out during protest clashes after fucking with the wrong people. Of course you could just go to Twitter or Instagram and find a infinite number of these "people".
They tend to be offended by everything and I really do mean everything, often resorting to making shit up like "cultural appropriation". Tepid cunts can also be found knocked the fuck out during protest clashes after fucking with the wrong people. Of course you could just go to Twitter or Instagram and find a infinite number of these "people".
"Did you enjoy wearing that lovely Chinese inspired dress at your prom? You did! Great! Unfortunately there is a Tepid Cunt that somehow has found offense in it, sorry luv".
" I'm a Instagram Star and social influencer! Touch me I'm famous !"
"NOOOOOOOO! fuck off you Tepid Cunt!"
" I'm a Instagram Star and social influencer! Touch me I'm famous !"
"NOOOOOOOO! fuck off you Tepid Cunt!"
by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018
A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.
"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018