(n)Twattish member of the underclass whose idea of a night out is spending three solid hours deriving pleasure from scaring people shitless by just walking down a dark street and/or standing outside the Spar smoking a packet of really shit fags which he/she got off his/her mates who have this other mate in the UDA, right, and he blew the cunt's fuckin' kneecaps off.
See: twat, cunt, pikey, Samuel Graham
"Look at my new Adidas trainers! Aren't they spiffing?!" "Walter, you really are a steek."