2 definitions by im gay and bored

red white and royal blue

A wonderful book that will make you cry. But dont read it around your slightly homophobic and very republican dad. He will ask what its about and you will be lest stuttering trying to figure out which part of the book he would approve of. None. He hates it all.

Me: I am reading a book called red white and royal blue

My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...

My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now

by im gay and bored September 10, 2021

fanfiction

Usually consisting of gay ships. Written because someone has just finished watching/reading something and is unhappy with the end results or feels theirs is better. Y/N is nothing like us and we hate her for it. Wattpad is only used for the comments and A03 is the superior site to read on.

My dad: What are you reading?
Me: um nothing...
My dad: Um okay bye (walks away)
My Friend: (saw the whole thing) Fanfiction?

Me: always

by im gay and bored September 10, 2021