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A baby gonk. (An ugly baby with big, googly, bulging eyes)
by iluvmybathroom13 October 26, 2004
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A Gonk is 2 things:

1- It’s another name for a troll (a toy monster thing with sticky up hair)

2- It’s a person that looks retarded with big glasses like jam jar bottoms and snorts like a pig.
1- Waaaaaah, I’ve broken my gonk :(

2- Eww! Look at that gonk!
by iluvmybathroom13 October 26, 2004
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The cutest man alive. He's also a drummer in a British band 'The Darkness'.
<Person 1> He's got sexy hair, a sexy body, a cute personality, he's a great drummer and he rocks! I want to do him so much...

<Person 2> Who?

<Person 1> Ed Graham.
by iluvmybathroom13 October 5, 2004
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