iluvjackrussells's definitions

preppie

1. (n) shallow person, typically obsessed with being pretty/ popular; 2. (n) high-school girl who wears pink spaghetti-strap shirts and miniskirts about 5" wide; 3. (n) a well-dressed slut

Person A: You ever notice how preppies frequently end up pregnant by the 11th grade?
Person B: Yeah, and it's always by the football captain!

by iluvjackrussells July 11, 2005

hosemonkey

a derogatory term for a carwash worker

"Stupid hosemonkey scratched my candy paint!"

by iluvjackrussells August 30, 2005