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Dvorak Constant

A measure of insufferable behavior. The constant (DC) is the resulting value where you describe a persons ego or ID as being equal (=), to their ability to listen (I for Input), divided (/) by their ability to bloviate (O for Output times (*) your exposure to that person in seconds (ts). The formula is therefore ID=I/O*ts... get it IDIOTS...?
Trumps Dvorak Constant is almost immeasurable! His DC is reaching absurd levels of stupidity!
by ilookmarvlus May 30, 2018
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Analysislingus

The process of combining psychiatry and oral sex.
My old therapist just wasn't helping, he was so Freudian. So I'm seeing a new one who practices "Analysislingus."
by ilookmarvlus October 30, 2021
mugGet the Analysislingusmug.

mittpicker

a person who spouts specious, inane and trivial trivial political rhetoric.

a mitwit who repeats the "party line" regardless or whether or not it has any bearing, meaning, logic or value.
That guy's just another mittpicker, incapable of putting together a logical cogent thought!
by ilookmarvlus July 27, 2012
mugGet the mittpickermug.

Salivation

The euphoria you feel after a fantastic meal.
I thought I saw God, hat brisket was sooooo good, it had to be Salivation!
by ilookmarvlus February 14, 2020
mugGet the Salivationmug.

MFBS

MFBS is the acronym for "more fucking bullshit" a very common situation.
All that time I spent researching that product for Amy was just MFBS!
by ilookmarvlus June 26, 2022
mugGet the MFBSmug.

Male Fraud

What you get when you elect people like Donald Trump and George Santos
It's just another incident of Republican Male Fraud.
by ilookmarvlus December 31, 2022
mugGet the Male Fraudmug.

Recognition

This is an alternative meaning of the word. With emphasis on the " REE" long 'e'. In this instance it refers to someone who repeats the same questions, conspiracy theories and jokes over and over and over ad nauseum.
Sheila: Randy can't take a hint! I keep telling him I won't come to his house to see his collection if antique Unix terminals but he asks me about it every 5 minutes.
Joe: Sorry Sheila, he means well but he got a mental condition called RECOGNITION. So the same ideas just keep popping up over and over and over.
by ilookmarvlus March 25, 2013
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