13 definitions by ihavewood

tree cosplay

when someone is standing still - like a tree

person 1: bro what r u doing💀
person 2: i’m just standing here
person 1: tree cosplay

by ihavewood May 13, 2022

when someone is standing still - like a tree

raymond: bro what r u doing
glenford: i’m just standing here
raymond: tree cosplay💀

by ihavewood May 13, 2022

when someone has wood
it can be large wood

person 1: yo bro check out my woodage
person 2: jheeze you got mad woodage

by ihavewood May 12, 2022

like package, but for gyal with big back

person 1: yo bro check that gyals byack

person 2: jheeze she got mad backage styll

by ihavewood May 12, 2022

when someone is speaking hardcore fax

similar to: true, facts, fax, speaking fax

person 1: vegeta>goku
person 2: trueage

by ihavewood June 27, 2022

when you asked someone to say something but cut them off by quickly saying "be quiet for a sec"

raymond: how do you answer question 12
glenford: i think you need to find th-
raymond: be quiet for a sec

by ihavewood May 14, 2022

short for never me
which is short for that could never be me

for lazy ppl

person 1: jheeze bro, never me
person 2: bro said never me, nvrme

by ihavewood May 12, 2022