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Hammy pants: an outfit that makes you look fat (like a pig).
Girlfriend, those skinny jeans look more like hammy pants on your big butt.

Her: Do these make my butt look big?
Him: If you wanted hammy pants then yes!

Look at Kim Kardashian, she looks so fat in those hammy pants.
by ihavenoideawhati'mdoing January 5, 2016
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