It's really not that
bad. At least that
's what the people
who live there
try to think. What is there
to do? Nothing. That
's why they have so many drugs. It's full of indie college
students and the high schoolers get dumber as they get older. If you're looking for drugs, just
ask anyone. They most likely have a hook up. If you HAVE to visit: Hogan Brothers and Blue Monday are a "good" nofo expierience. Jesse James tried to rob this
bank and this
dude was like "get your guns" and a bunch of people
got shot and that
was basically it. But thanks jesse, for making it impossible to drive ANYWHERE that
one week in september. P.S. Don't mention faribault.
mother: jimmy, have you been doing drugs
25 year old jimmy: i don't know
what drugs are....
mother: clean your room. you have nothing better to do.person from
northfield: your town smells like ass.
faribault: shut the fuck up, you're 25 and you live with your mom.
northfield: wanna buy some