1 definition by igrantyoufreedom

Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.
by igrantyoufreedom October 25, 2010
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