49 definitions by idontevenknowwhatalifeis
Nick: vddsefewewewewccdcdcdcdcdewqgewgersaswfAwegrtadsfadfdwevhtrgewsfaefrgtrygfdsaergtrhyuiyjtghfdzgthyjmttythrgfghjmyjyfgnfb
Jimothy: Bro, you have a mental problem
Jimothy: Bro, you have a mental problem
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis June 8, 2022
Cuber: hahahaha gan is best 3x3
Jimothy: No, QiYi is, this cube cost 6$ and it was a speedcube.
Cuber: OMG why did i spend 50$ on cube
Cuber's Mom: You are grounded for using my credit card.
Jimothy: Busted.
Cuber: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jimothy: QiYi Rubik's Cube is the best cube. No exceptions.
Jimothy: No, QiYi is, this cube cost 6$ and it was a speedcube.
Cuber: OMG why did i spend 50$ on cube
Cuber's Mom: You are grounded for using my credit card.
Jimothy: Busted.
Cuber: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jimothy: QiYi Rubik's Cube is the best cube. No exceptions.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 12, 2022
So bored.
Board: im BORED, so ima type Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq. L::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: bcz yes
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022
cv.
APLOSUD: cvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcv
Jimothy: ok then.
Megan: You APLOSUD!
Nick: shut up random.
APLOSUD: ie domt kno hwow 2 spel
Megan: Because you are a stupid APLOSUD
Jimothy: cv.
Jimothy: ok then.
Megan: You APLOSUD!
Nick: shut up random.
APLOSUD: ie domt kno hwow 2 spel
Megan: Because you are a stupid APLOSUD
Jimothy: cv.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 25, 2022
I stole all the time machines from the previous authors, and stopped the first meme. In 100001, it is the end of memes.
I stole all the time machines from the previous authors, and stopped the first meme. In 100001, it is the end of memes.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 10, 2022
Jimothy: So wanna go out, Megan?
Megan: Ye- HIDE, IT'S THE APLOSUD!
Nick: Uhh, what's an APLOSUD?
Megan: It's the person who has an Absolutely Pointless Life of Searching on Urban Dictionary.
Jill: Abbreviated to APLOSUD.
Nick: ok so where are we all going?
Sammy, ignorant that the others are there: Hey Jane, I came to pick you up.
Jane, Sammy's GF: Ok, let's go.
After some time
Nick: Ok, so who's Jimothy's girlfriend?
Jimothy: Megan.
Nick: Mine is Jill.
Jimothy: Yeah, let's go to the place then!
Sammy the APLOSUD walks in
Nick: SsSssS
Jimothy: SsSssS
Megan: SsSssS
Sammy: Ok, I'll go...
Megan: Ye- HIDE, IT'S THE APLOSUD!
Nick: Uhh, what's an APLOSUD?
Megan: It's the person who has an Absolutely Pointless Life of Searching on Urban Dictionary.
Jill: Abbreviated to APLOSUD.
Nick: ok so where are we all going?
Sammy, ignorant that the others are there: Hey Jane, I came to pick you up.
Jane, Sammy's GF: Ok, let's go.
After some time
Nick: Ok, so who's Jimothy's girlfriend?
Jimothy: Megan.
Nick: Mine is Jill.
Jimothy: Yeah, let's go to the place then!
Sammy the APLOSUD walks in
Nick: SsSssS
Jimothy: SsSssS
Megan: SsSssS
Sammy: Ok, I'll go...
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 24, 2022
The home of yeeters
t ̢̖̠͎̳̟̪̫͇̟̼͎͎̰̈́̽͑̾͌̿̄̃͜͠͝͠͠ë̴̢̡̠̙͈͓̞͉̘́̐͋͛̆̽͘͜͠͝͝͝͠l ̛̩̎͛͐̕͝l̵̘̺̯͓͋̇̾̔̂̑̀́ ̵̢̫̩̩̠̖̽͛́́̐̒͋͘m̴͙͇̪͓̥͒̄̑͘e ̨̨̥̤̖̻͑͆̀̏̀̏̈́͆̓̓͆͂͆͠,̶̨̨̭̌̿̅̓̕̕͠ ̵̢̬̻͙̤͖̅͛̈̈͂̏͗̍̓͝ḓ̶̢̲͒̈́̌̔̈͆́̎̀̎̚̚o ̨̭̞͙̱̤͍̗͇̿̾̃́ ̧̨͎͇͎͙̖̝̮̉̓͝ẙ̶̧̨̻͓͇̺̗̿̅̈́̉͂̀̑̈́̄̓͋͋͘̕ö̴͚͙̩̤̼̞̳̪́́̌̿̀̆̌̓͗̊̓̚u̶̡̯̯̺͉͒̂ ̣͙͉͎̘̲̘̬̎͑͂͋̅͘y ̨̡̨͓͕̖̖͔̫̙̞͚͙̯̩͌͆̈́͋̓̈̎͛͗͋͝͠e ̛̩̄͛̆͊̈́͆͊͊̈́̇̈́͌̃̌é̴̟͖̥̤̫̊̏̈́͆̽̂t ̢̡̠̫̰̠̓͜? ̨͖̼͓̺̰̮͓̱̲͇̹̖̇̀̀͜͝͝
t ̢̖̠͎̳̟̪̫͇̟̼͎͎̰̈́̽͑̾͌̿̄̃͜͠͝͠͠ë̴̢̡̠̙͈͓̞͉̘́̐͋͛̆̽͘͜͠͝͝͝͠l ̛̩̎͛͐̕͝l̵̘̺̯͓͋̇̾̔̂̑̀́ ̵̢̫̩̩̠̖̽͛́́̐̒͋͘m̴͙͇̪͓̥͒̄̑͘e ̨̨̥̤̖̻͑͆̀̏̀̏̈́͆̓̓͆͂͆͠,̶̨̨̭̌̿̅̓̕̕͠ ̵̢̬̻͙̤͖̅͛̈̈͂̏͗̍̓͝ḓ̶̢̲͒̈́̌̔̈͆́̎̀̎̚̚o ̨̭̞͙̱̤͍̗͇̿̾̃́ ̧̨͎͇͎͙̖̝̮̉̓͝ẙ̶̧̨̻͓͇̺̗̿̅̈́̉͂̀̑̈́̄̓͋͋͘̕ö̴͚͙̩̤̼̞̳̪́́̌̿̀̆̌̓͗̊̓̚u̶̡̯̯̺͉͒̂ ̣͙͉͎̘̲̘̬̎͑͂͋̅͘y ̨̡̨͓͕̖̖͔̫̙̞͚͙̯̩͌͆̈́͋̓̈̎͛͗͋͝͠e ̛̩̄͛̆͊̈́͆͊͊̈́̇̈́͌̃̌é̴̟͖̥̤̫̊̏̈́͆̽̂t ̢̡̠̫̰̠̓͜? ̨͖̼͓̺̰̮͓̱̲͇̹̖̇̀̀͜͝͝
Jimothy, part of the Yeetery: Yeet!
Ryan, a normie: YEETUS!
Jimothy:t ̢̖̠͎̳̟̪̫͇̟̼͎͎̰̈́̽͑̾͌̿̄̃͜͠͝͠͠ë̴̢̡̠̙͈͓̞͉̘́̐͋͛̆̽͘͜͠͝͝͝͠l ̛̩̎͛͐̕͝l̵̘̺̯͓͋̇̾̔̂̑̀́ ̵̢̫̩̩̠̖̽͛́́̐̒͋͘m̴͙͇̪͓̥͒̄̑͘e ̨̨̥̤̖̻͑͆̀̏̀̏̈́͆̓̓͆͂͆͠,̶̨̨̭̌̿̅̓̕̕͠ ̵̢̬̻͙̤͖̅͛̈̈͂̏͗̍̓͝ḓ̶̢̲͒̈́̌̔̈͆́̎̀̎̚̚o ̨̭̞͙̱̤͍̗͇̿̾̃́ ̧̨͎͇͎͙̖̝̮̉̓͝ẙ̶̧̨̻͓͇̺̗̿̅̈́̉͂̀̑̈́̄̓͋͋͘̕ö̴͚͙̩̤̼̞̳̪́́̌̿̀̆̌̓͗̊̓̚u̶̡̯̯̺͉͒̂ ̣͙͉͎̘̲̘̬̎͑͂͋̅͘y ̨̡̨͓͕̖̖͔̫̙̞͚͙̯̩͌͆̈́͋̓̈̎͛͗͋͝͠e ̛̩̄͛̆͊̈́͆͊͊̈́̇̈́͌̃̌é̴̟͖̥̤̫̊̏̈́͆̽̂t ̢̡̠̫̰̠̓͜? ̨͖̼͓̺̰̮͓̱̲͇̹̖̇̀̀͜͝͝
Ryan: *runs*
Ryan, a normie: YEETUS!
Jimothy:t ̢̖̠͎̳̟̪̫͇̟̼͎͎̰̈́̽͑̾͌̿̄̃͜͠͝͠͠ë̴̢̡̠̙͈͓̞͉̘́̐͋͛̆̽͘͜͠͝͝͝͠l ̛̩̎͛͐̕͝l̵̘̺̯͓͋̇̾̔̂̑̀́ ̵̢̫̩̩̠̖̽͛́́̐̒͋͘m̴͙͇̪͓̥͒̄̑͘e ̨̨̥̤̖̻͑͆̀̏̀̏̈́͆̓̓͆͂͆͠,̶̨̨̭̌̿̅̓̕̕͠ ̵̢̬̻͙̤͖̅͛̈̈͂̏͗̍̓͝ḓ̶̢̲͒̈́̌̔̈͆́̎̀̎̚̚o ̨̭̞͙̱̤͍̗͇̿̾̃́ ̧̨͎͇͎͙̖̝̮̉̓͝ẙ̶̧̨̻͓͇̺̗̿̅̈́̉͂̀̑̈́̄̓͋͋͘̕ö̴͚͙̩̤̼̞̳̪́́̌̿̀̆̌̓͗̊̓̚u̶̡̯̯̺͉͒̂ ̣͙͉͎̘̲̘̬̎͑͂͋̅͘y ̨̡̨͓͕̖̖͔̫̙̞͚͙̯̩͌͆̈́͋̓̈̎͛͗͋͝͠e ̛̩̄͛̆͊̈́͆͊͊̈́̇̈́͌̃̌é̴̟͖̥̤̫̊̏̈́͆̽̂t ̢̡̠̫̰̠̓͜? ̨͖̼͓̺̰̮͓̱̲͇̹̖̇̀̀͜͝͝
Ryan: *runs*
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 13, 2022