49 definitions by idontevenknowwhatalifeis
The Trollge is a trollface. A trollface with some weird intentions.
The trollge seeks to be something. Take 'The Weeping God' Incident. The Antichrist tells Trollge to do... something, and he became the Weeping God after it.
Then, take the New Gods incident. I think he covers himself in oil, then removes his skin. Then he becomes this... thing.
The Trollge is a demented version of trollface.
The trollge seeks to be something. Take 'The Weeping God' Incident. The Antichrist tells Trollge to do... something, and he became the Weeping God after it.
Then, take the New Gods incident. I think he covers himself in oil, then removes his skin. Then he becomes this... thing.
The Trollge is a demented version of trollface.
Jimothy: WTH!!!! It's the Trollge!
Trollge: M̴͈̼̥̙͙͇̰̈̈́́̉̾̿̒̔ǫ̶̡̘͚̾̋̑̈́͊̔̃r̴̠̤̜̼̝͊͐͌̏͘͜t̶̜̺̗̲̹̞̠͉͉͗̂̀̚a̶̯̩̜̼̓͆̀͒͆̚͠ḽ̶̢̢̡̣̝̟̩͆̇̋̐ ̵̢̛̜̜̟̘͖̲̄́̀̔͛͑́͜͠y̴̡̬̼͊̊͜o̴͖̣̥̩̊̀̋̑̔u ̬̥̠̜̤͇̠̳͉̈͛̓̈́̒̇̓ ̶̯̀ḩ̶̡̮̺͊͆̀̎̒̉̀̚̚͝a̶̡̲̜̰̤͎̎͂̅̐̓̕̕ͅv ̡̨͉̻͇̞̬̮̞̉̈̒͐̏̈́̏̌́͘e̶͖̔͗̎̑̍̑̈́͋͝͝ ̵̡̛̗̹͍͎̲̖͍̱̔̂͂͒̂b̴̙͖̰̗̺̗͉̱́̈́̆̈́͘͘͝e̵̹̭͚͇̻͖̺̟͆͛͒̓̒͊̚͝ͅë̴͚̪̭́̓ṉ̴̡̺͇̤̥̮̀̿́̌͋͐̚ ̶͓̗̦̖̥̟̼̹̊̾͘c̴̼̲̖̥̊͊̎̏̉͌̕h ̖̗̱͇̋͑́͒o ̡̡̳̹̼͍̮̹̗̱͋̉̊͗͒͘͠s ͙̿̓̋̈́̈́̈́̀̈e ̨̩̺̣̞̟̰̼̆̈́̕n ̗͙̲͕̰̈ ̴͖͝t̵̢̢̨̮̜̰͔͔̓͐͂͘ȍ̶̳̭̋̊̓̒̀͋͑̍͘͜ ̶̢̡̭̘̰̤̕s ̧̨̯̤̞̽̽͐̿̈̑ú̶̠͗̎́̆͐̑̑r ̢̛̲̞̜̦̄́̎͋͆̏v̴͖͈͙̹̘̬̱͕̓̏̕i̵̞̦͔̬̫̻̚v̴̛͈̫̘̜͔̫̂͒̄̀̾̇̏͝ĕ̴̛̙̼̘͉̰̩̎͠ ̨͙͍̱͚̭͆̅m ̡̱̝͎̬̮̙̭̖̓͠ȩ̴̢͚̫̪̈̈́̾͂́̄̚͠͝.̴̨̬͔̟͓͓̖̺̫̀̾̂́̍͗̚ ̵̡̩̗̯̹͔̟̬̟̿̽̈͆̒̈́K ̭̫͔͙͕̱̐͛̈́̍͘ ̵̛̩̪̙́͊̑͒̎̓́̑͠ͅĬ̴̡̘̙͕̦̫̠̞͔͓͐̓̿̈̕͘͘ ͚̭̟͠L̴̯͇͇̤͎͉̪̼̩͔͊̓̄͌̐̏̀͂̾ ̞͔̣͇̣̥͈̰͓̈͛̏̔̋͐̓̆͘͠ͅL̵̢̯͚̼̱̺̪͂̈ ̬̿S̶̺̽͑̈̅͆̅̓̽ ̵̢̨̭͔̬͉̙̯͕͖̓̆͑̇̇͋͒̋̐̚A ͖̓͒̑̚ ̺̫̠͚̹̀̃̅͊͑̈́͑̍̏͘M̵̡̳̩̲͓̟̰̝̓̋͑̂̃̇̋͜͠͠ ̶̡̛̼̣̜̮̼̖̍̉́̈́̿͝ͅM ̡͎͔͈̱͔̇́͐ ̶͇͉͙͚̗̤̺̳̲̅̚͜Y ̟͔͈͊̊̉͒͊̔̓̊̋͘ ̴̝̠̪̘̤̝̥͎͗̀͗̉
Jimothy: No, get shot. *shoots*
Trollge: Ť̴̮̖̲̗̺̆͐̀̄͊̒̂͜H̵̩̘͂̂́̾̀̾̓͜E̵̹͚͒̆͊͝ ̴͈̆́̄͝Ǎ̶̖̤̯͓̭͇̼͕N̵̨̠̯̩̞̳͕̓̏̊T ͈̟͓͇̠̊̎͊͜͝I ͔̖͇̍̐͜C̴̙̘̪̗͈͋̏H̶̝͙̻̹̰͗̍̍͆̚R ̪̩̼͇̜͇̍̓͌͋͜͜I ̨̹͒͗͋̅͂̃̅S ̧̗̫̗̟̙̓̽̒Ţ̵̙͚͖̞̜̤͔͛ ̶̠̳̪̘̼̥̾͊T ̣̲͇̤̲͔͂͊͒́̐́̚E̵͔̠̤̩͇̙̮͠L̵̢̡͓͔̋͛͋̒̃͝L̴̰͊͒̾͂͘S̴̡̟̳̱̘͑ ̵̨̀͌͐͝M̴̻̘̆͘Ȩ̵̪̬̲͉̖̤̪̀̉̈́ ̴̛͍̦́̈́̆̓͊͝T̴͙͖̞͙͎̃̈́O ̬̹̟̹͉̯̙̣́̋͑͘͝ ̶̪̳̠̖̼̂̏K̴̢̺͎̦̤̀̋̊̑Ĩ̵̡̻̹̞̲͙̓͆͆L̵̦̩̈̒L̴̦̙̺̯̝̝̻͋̍ͅ ͎̬̦̤̯̖̬̫̈̉̀̈́̉̄́̌Y ̛̤͈͉̇͛̈́́͑̈́̚Ȏ̶̗̭͙̈́̋̽͠U ̟̩̖͌͗͋̀̐̋̓̀.̶̯̥̰̑́̑͂̓͝ ̧͉͓̩͗̐̐͘̕͠Ḏ̶͍͋́͌ ̡̰͈̏͂̉̇͝͠ ̴̳̃̃̉ ̧̪͓̗̖̦̫̮̈́I̵̡̡͖̦͆̀̏̄͠ ̴̧̈́̇̇ ̶͔͓̻͝ ͙̜̼̉͂́̑̒̚E ̥̻̬̼͈̼̺͖͛́
Trollge: M̴͈̼̥̙͙͇̰̈̈́́̉̾̿̒̔ǫ̶̡̘͚̾̋̑̈́͊̔̃r̴̠̤̜̼̝͊͐͌̏͘͜t̶̜̺̗̲̹̞̠͉͉͗̂̀̚a̶̯̩̜̼̓͆̀͒͆̚͠ḽ̶̢̢̡̣̝̟̩͆̇̋̐ ̵̢̛̜̜̟̘͖̲̄́̀̔͛͑́͜͠y̴̡̬̼͊̊͜o̴͖̣̥̩̊̀̋̑̔u ̬̥̠̜̤͇̠̳͉̈͛̓̈́̒̇̓ ̶̯̀ḩ̶̡̮̺͊͆̀̎̒̉̀̚̚͝a̶̡̲̜̰̤͎̎͂̅̐̓̕̕ͅv ̡̨͉̻͇̞̬̮̞̉̈̒͐̏̈́̏̌́͘e̶͖̔͗̎̑̍̑̈́͋͝͝ ̵̡̛̗̹͍͎̲̖͍̱̔̂͂͒̂b̴̙͖̰̗̺̗͉̱́̈́̆̈́͘͘͝e̵̹̭͚͇̻͖̺̟͆͛͒̓̒͊̚͝ͅë̴͚̪̭́̓ṉ̴̡̺͇̤̥̮̀̿́̌͋͐̚ ̶͓̗̦̖̥̟̼̹̊̾͘c̴̼̲̖̥̊͊̎̏̉͌̕h ̖̗̱͇̋͑́͒o ̡̡̳̹̼͍̮̹̗̱͋̉̊͗͒͘͠s ͙̿̓̋̈́̈́̈́̀̈e ̨̩̺̣̞̟̰̼̆̈́̕n ̗͙̲͕̰̈ ̴͖͝t̵̢̢̨̮̜̰͔͔̓͐͂͘ȍ̶̳̭̋̊̓̒̀͋͑̍͘͜ ̶̢̡̭̘̰̤̕s ̧̨̯̤̞̽̽͐̿̈̑ú̶̠͗̎́̆͐̑̑r ̢̛̲̞̜̦̄́̎͋͆̏v̴͖͈͙̹̘̬̱͕̓̏̕i̵̞̦͔̬̫̻̚v̴̛͈̫̘̜͔̫̂͒̄̀̾̇̏͝ĕ̴̛̙̼̘͉̰̩̎͠ ̨͙͍̱͚̭͆̅m ̡̱̝͎̬̮̙̭̖̓͠ȩ̴̢͚̫̪̈̈́̾͂́̄̚͠͝.̴̨̬͔̟͓͓̖̺̫̀̾̂́̍͗̚ ̵̡̩̗̯̹͔̟̬̟̿̽̈͆̒̈́K ̭̫͔͙͕̱̐͛̈́̍͘ ̵̛̩̪̙́͊̑͒̎̓́̑͠ͅĬ̴̡̘̙͕̦̫̠̞͔͓͐̓̿̈̕͘͘ ͚̭̟͠L̴̯͇͇̤͎͉̪̼̩͔͊̓̄͌̐̏̀͂̾ ̞͔̣͇̣̥͈̰͓̈͛̏̔̋͐̓̆͘͠ͅL̵̢̯͚̼̱̺̪͂̈ ̬̿S̶̺̽͑̈̅͆̅̓̽ ̵̢̨̭͔̬͉̙̯͕͖̓̆͑̇̇͋͒̋̐̚A ͖̓͒̑̚ ̺̫̠͚̹̀̃̅͊͑̈́͑̍̏͘M̵̡̳̩̲͓̟̰̝̓̋͑̂̃̇̋͜͠͠ ̶̡̛̼̣̜̮̼̖̍̉́̈́̿͝ͅM ̡͎͔͈̱͔̇́͐ ̶͇͉͙͚̗̤̺̳̲̅̚͜Y ̟͔͈͊̊̉͒͊̔̓̊̋͘ ̴̝̠̪̘̤̝̥͎͗̀͗̉
Jimothy: No, get shot. *shoots*
Trollge: Ť̴̮̖̲̗̺̆͐̀̄͊̒̂͜H̵̩̘͂̂́̾̀̾̓͜E̵̹͚͒̆͊͝ ̴͈̆́̄͝Ǎ̶̖̤̯͓̭͇̼͕N̵̨̠̯̩̞̳͕̓̏̊T ͈̟͓͇̠̊̎͊͜͝I ͔̖͇̍̐͜C̴̙̘̪̗͈͋̏H̶̝͙̻̹̰͗̍̍͆̚R ̪̩̼͇̜͇̍̓͌͋͜͜I ̨̹͒͗͋̅͂̃̅S ̧̗̫̗̟̙̓̽̒Ţ̵̙͚͖̞̜̤͔͛ ̶̠̳̪̘̼̥̾͊T ̣̲͇̤̲͔͂͊͒́̐́̚E̵͔̠̤̩͇̙̮͠L̵̢̡͓͔̋͛͋̒̃͝L̴̰͊͒̾͂͘S̴̡̟̳̱̘͑ ̵̨̀͌͐͝M̴̻̘̆͘Ȩ̵̪̬̲͉̖̤̪̀̉̈́ ̴̛͍̦́̈́̆̓͊͝T̴͙͖̞͙͎̃̈́O ̬̹̟̹͉̯̙̣́̋͑͘͝ ̶̪̳̠̖̼̂̏K̴̢̺͎̦̤̀̋̊̑Ĩ̵̡̻̹̞̲͙̓͆͆L̵̦̩̈̒L̴̦̙̺̯̝̝̻͋̍ͅ ͎̬̦̤̯̖̬̫̈̉̀̈́̉̄́̌Y ̛̤͈͉̇͛̈́́͑̈́̚Ȏ̶̗̭͙̈́̋̽͠U ̟̩̖͌͗͋̀̐̋̓̀.̶̯̥̰̑́̑͂̓͝ ̧͉͓̩͗̐̐͘̕͠Ḏ̶͍͋́͌ ̡̰͈̏͂̉̇͝͠ ̴̳̃̃̉ ̧̪͓̗̖̦̫̮̈́I̵̡̡͖̦͆̀̏̄͠ ̴̧̈́̇̇ ̶͔͓̻͝ ͙̜̼̉͂́̑̒̚E ̥̻̬̼͈̼̺͖͛́
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 12, 2022
The Uncrackable Password.
Guy: 1212RWEgdf111fu%#$#$ is the uncrackable password
Hacker: *cracks*
Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hacker: *cracks*
Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022
Mandude 1: im bored
Mandude 2: try qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Mandude 1: aslkdfjhgqwpoeriutyzxmncvb
Mandudes 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12: OMG hes insane RUNNNNNNN
Mandude 2: try qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Mandude 1: aslkdfjhgqwpoeriutyzxmncvb
Mandudes 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12: OMG hes insane RUNNNNNNN
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022
Sammy: Whaddya gotta say about that criticism, Jimothy?
Jimothy: Your mom gey lol.
Sammy: No U!
Jill: Ok and?
Sammy dies instantly.
Jimothy: Your mom gey lol.
Sammy: No U!
Jill: Ok and?
Sammy dies instantly.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 12, 2022
BBC is.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022
Profanity is the father of UD.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 10, 2022