1 definition by icanuseacheesegraterinnewways

Mexican Railroad

A sexual act in some circles, also known as the art of winning in Canada. The act involves a person who snorts semen which has been been placed on excrement for a variety of unknown and potentially unpredictable reasons.

Bill: say, since you have ejaculated on this glorious excretion may i?

Pertabor: may you... may you what?

Bill: you know...... um ..... Mexican railroad?

Pertabor: that is hot indeed sir!

by icanuseacheesegraterinnewways April 22, 2011