1 definition by icantevenbreathe

christian

Christian is a girl who is insanely beautiful. She loves people and her community but sometimes doesn't show it. She loves to talk but is shy at first. She is romantic and loving and is always there for her mans. She is brave and always makes the first move. She is sometimes called a hoe because she's regarded as "easy" but in reality, she's doesn't give two shits about what people say. She's a bad bitch who knows what she wants. Be careful around Christian because once you piss her off, drop her, or do her dirty, she'll be on your back. She's quick to analyze you and she'll know your secrets before you even tell her. She's the kind of girl to stay quiet and listen to all your shit but when the time comes, she's gonna expose you and hit you where it hurts the most. If you hurt her, she'll be sad for maybe a couple of hours but her comeback game is strong. Because Christian knows that one point she didn't even know you. Christian is irreplaceable.

Dave: "Why don't you have a boyfriend mama?"
Christian: "Cause I have standards. Either step up or the step the fuck out."

by icantevenbreathe April 28, 2018