icandoitbetter's definitions

valkyrie

a big, fat goth chick with lots of cleavage.

"whoa, die you see the valkyrie!"
"yeah, she must weigh three times her skinny corpse painted boy friend!"

by icandoitbetter April 8, 2005

gothic girls

12-18 year old girls who dress in black clothes from target and famous barr and studdes leather stuff from hot topic, write sucky suicidal poetry in their ringbooks and decorate this with turned around pentagrams, are totally into vampires, self-mutilation and death, plaster their walls with luis royo posters and think they are so deep and different from all the other pubescent, angsty teenagers. all just because they think ville valo from HIM is sooooo cute.

gothic girl 1: "my life is so shitty.... when i get home i am going to slit my wrist a bit..."
gothic girl 2: "i always feel better when i do that, too. and then i write a poem about it."
gothic girl 1:"i guess the only person that really understands me is ville..."
both: "siiigh..."

by icandoitbetter March 26, 2005

electroclash

kind of ok danceable music made and listened to by totally pretentious people, mostly pseudo-bohemian hipsters from berlin obsessed with fashion but not nearly close to looking good (wannabe-girls in their 30's with choppy 80's do and 80's thrift store clothing). they think it's very original to scream "kreuzberg" to a minimal beat.

"pretentious electroclash bands from berlin suck."

by icandoitbetter March 25, 2005

chuck taylors

ahoes that are way too expensive for some cloth and rubber, just because they are a trend.

i have some fake chucks from when i was 11 and they still fit which is weird.

by icandoitbetter April 24, 2005

Elrond

an overprotecting father

"I can't go to that party, my dad's such an elrond!"

by icandoitbetter March 27, 2005