A vagina that carries, mutates and causes the outbreak of the condition known as coffin dick. A male's mortal enemy.
Girl 1: "Hey girl my vagina feels corpse like on the inside."
Girl 2: "Oh no you must have spawned a case of that coffin vagina."
Girl 2: "Oh no you must have spawned a case of that coffin vagina."
by ibaphomet October 23, 2007
"Yo brochief i totally fucked this bitch last night and woke up to find that bitch gave me that coffin dick"
by ibaphomet October 23, 2007