2 definitions by ibaphomet

Top Definition

The condition that results after having unprotected sex with hesh ass girls.

"Yo brochief i totally fucked this bitch last night and woke up to find that bitch gave me that coffin dick"

by ibaphomet October 23, 2007

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A vagina that carries, mutates and causes the outbreak of the condition known as coffin dick. A male's mortal enemy.

Girl 1: "Hey girl my vagina feels corpse like on the inside."

Girl 2: "Oh no you must have spawned a case of that coffin vagina."

by ibaphomet October 23, 2007

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.