3 definitions by iancharcoal

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1. technology that is not quite hardware and not quite software, but somewhere in between

2. a combination of software and hardware
Young businessperson: We should upgrade our systems not just with new hardware - I'm proposing a chubware solution for our company.

Old Businessperson: How hard will this proposed change be?

Young businessperson: Semi-hard
by iancharcoal January 01, 2012

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1. anything that is too difficult for the human mind or body to accomplish

2. the exact opposite of 'a walk in the park'
Harry: Are you still playing that old ass game?

Cube: Yes.

{500 hours later}

Harry: Dude, let it go, its a qwop in the park. No one's ever beat Super Contra, even with unlimited lives.
by iancharcoal November 29, 2011

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A night of pr0n, or porn, dedicated to wining and dining with your left, right, or sometimes both hands and your favorite porn star in a free-for-all mastubation marathon by your terrible lonesome.

By definition, more interesting and productive than prom night.
Sam: Who are you going to prom with Jake?

Jake: Oh, I'm not going, I'm actually having a pron night, Melody Maxx is my date.

Sam: Damnit. Wish I was going to pron night.
by iancharcoal March 28, 2011

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