ian chode's definitions

spasmo

A spacker or otherwise debilitated individual.

Vivian you spasmo!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

cherry

Virginity. Like a balloon, in that it only takes one prick and it's gone.

I popped her cherry! Hard!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2007

fudge fumbler

A bakelite blowhole boy. Faggot.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

gunty wrench

English version of wedgie.

Simon and Lei grabbed Andy's pants and gave him a good gunty wrench!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

shithole shandy

Beverage served to those engaged in felching, an intoxicating and heady mix of faeces and gentlemens jelly.

Michael drank a shithole shandy straight from Dale's botty - Graham stayed standing!

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

chegwinned

To be drunk. After UK TV "celebrity" Keith Chegwin.

I wasn't just a bit drunk, I was completely Chegwinned.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

paediatrician

A doctor specialising in children. Not to be confused with paedophile, who sexually abuses children. In the UK, a pack of vigilantes nearly lynched a paediatrician because they got a little bit confused.

The paediatrician fixed the physical damage caused by the paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003