3 definitions by iamtherockwhoismentioned

Mochi

An insanely cute person who ironically hates chocolate. A rare species found near latitude 18.5204° N. Oblivious to everything until it's dark. An ideal confidante.

You wish you had a friend like mochi, too bad she's in love with a rock.

by iamtherockwhoismentioned July 11, 2022

Kimchi Kim

A person that can never be hated, but hates the entire humankind except for a rock. A friend with a lively and annoying personality everyone wishes to have.

You wish you had a person like Kimchi Kim in your life , too bad she is taken with a rock.

by iamtherockwhoismentioned June 4, 2022

Kimchi

A person that can never be hated, but hates the entire humankind. A sensitive dummy who can break your bones if you mess up. Laughs without making any sounds. A rare species found near latitude 19.0760°N.

You wish you had a friend like Kimchi, too bad she is in love with a rock.

by iamtherockwhoismentioned July 11, 2022