17 definitions by iamsodot

Used as an exclamation of pleasure, approval, elation, or victory.
I wanna go to Hawaii! Yay! Yay!
by IAMSODOT March 11, 2004
Girls that make the rocking world go round.

See Amandycat's definition of Queen
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round!
by IAMSODOT April 04, 2005
Contrary to popular belief, true story is used to make a story MORE believable.

Don’t agree with me? Check out the example and see for yourself.
Story 1:
Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night?
Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work.
*awkward silence*
Person 1: You fucking liar!

Story 2:
Person 1: So, how was the party at Fender's last night?
Person 2: Dude, you're not going to believe this. I drank a full keg of beer, did a couple lines of cocaine off a striper’s back, ran a marathon, and had sex with your mother. I also won the lottery, did a backflip off the roof of a house, had a three way with two girls, and smoked a kilo of pot. Did I mention I had sex with your mother? I then woke up this morning, felt no effect, and went to work.
Person 2: True Story.
Person 1: Well, since you said true story, it must be true. I believe you.

Now tell me. Which version of the story do you think is more believable? That’s what I thought.
by IAMSODOT April 12, 2005
A very comical message poster, found on the general forums of eq.crgaming.com
On the above website, he has his own section, under Popular Areas, dedicated to his posts.

His posts mainly deal with the trials and tribulations of being a level 5 monk in the online world of Everquest.

His habits include skating, eating ice cream, and annoying his brother Mike (usually unintentionally).
Skater Gnome is the rulest!!11!
by IAMSODOT March 17, 2004
1. A game created by Dave Dobson. The object of the game is to free all the snoods by hooking together three or more snoods of the same kind.

2. A band for the hair of a woman

3. An insult that typically has no meaning. Since the word is an insult, it is usually used in a negative context.
1. You should go to www.snood.com and download snood.

2. She is wearing a red snood.

3. You are a snood!
by IAMSODOT March 06, 2004
A person who despises the act of masturbation. Generally, said person is religious, but that isn't always the case.

When dealing with a religious bater hater, it is best to avoid the issue of masturbation at all costs. Failure to avoid the issue will result in a pissing contest between you and the person and possibly a lengthy discussion on the finer points of religion, which is probably something you don't want to hear.

When dealing with a non-religious bater hater, it is common practice to try to convert them to the dark side, better known as bation nation. If they are unwilling to convert, it is usually best to write them off as a lost cause. If failure isn't an option, you could try to convert the person by continuously reminding them about what they are missing out on, or if you are so inclined, you could offer them a hand job. However, it is often best to cease and desist your attempted transformation and instead use that time to concentrate on refining your art. And by art, I don’t mean finger painting, although you can use your hand....

For those of you that are religious and practice masturbation, I would just like to say that you are a credit to your creed. It is so refreshing to know that a religious person can actually be open-minded about something, especially something that is commonly forbidden in most religions. Keep on trucking and all that jazz.
Altar Boy: Father, is it okay for me to...you know...touch myself?

Priest: What do you mean my son?

Altar Boy: Well, I think I have committed a sin father...I masturbated today during church.

Priest: That is blasphemy! Jesus died for you and this is how you repay him?

Altar Boy: *whispers* God damn that Jesus...he is such a bater hater.

Priest: I heard that! Now come over here and allow me to fulfill my sexual desires.

Altar Boy: Oh, I see how it is. So it is perfectly acceptable to molest young boys, but when it comes to masturbation, it is a sin?

Priest: Yes, my son. Isn't religion grand?

Altar Boy: Screw this, I am out of here! Don't bater hate me, bater hate somebody else. *runs off*

Priest: Come back here my son! Rats, I lost another one to bation nation! You will not evade me Altar Boy_01!
by IAMSODOT June 22, 2004
While driving in a car, the act of coming to a three way stop sign. In order for it to be considered a true three way, you must arrive at the exact same instant as two other people.
Person 1: I had a three way with Debbie and one of her girlfriends yesterday.
Person 2: Is that so?
Person 1: Oh yeah, true story
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Boy, let me tell you, that Debbie sure can stop!
Person 2: You mean go...right?
by IAMSODOT April 11, 2005

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