iamanthonydean's definitions

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Time travel

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.

*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!

by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019

People-ish

Having the generic characteristics of most people. Featuring but not limited to selfishness, judgmental or being plain with old dumb as hell.

I’m a loner because people can be very people-ish.

by iamanthonydean October 10, 2020

Covid Conscious

Being aware of your surroundings and cautious of covid-19

Dave wears his mask and stays 6 feet away from others because he is covid conscious

by iamanthonydean June 16, 2020

BDP

Big dick problems. Inconveniences that come from having a large penis.

Greg: Damn these jeans are too tight. I got BDP?
Jenny: BDP? What the hell is that?
Greg: BIG DICK PROBLEMS! Everyone dude wants a big dick but nobody knows about these problems.

by iamanthonydean February 1, 2019

Deo

Deodorant. A short lazy way of saying deodorant.

Yo did you smell that kid he need some deo bruh!

by iamanthonydean October 10, 2020

Swaggot

Those hipster/street dressing assholes who act like they're better than you. The ones who talk all that street talk when they're really from the 'burbs.

Joe - I can't stand Dominic! He's such an asshole!
Glenn - Yeah, he acts all cool and shit. He's such an asshole to everyone.
Joe - Yeah, fuck him bro! He's a swaggot!

by iamanthonydean June 26, 2016