iamanthonydean's definitions

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Temp check

When you try to see how far you can get with someone before things get heated. Testing someone’s gangsta.

KJ: How did you get that black eye?
Bryce: I was temp checking old boy because he was acting tough. Turns out he wasn’t acting.

by iamanthonydean May 17, 2020

Vibe assassin

People that kill your vibe for no reason. Buzz killers. Kill joys. Hating ass muhfuckas.

Don’t invite Keith to the party he’s a fuckin vibe assassin. Always on bullshit.

by iamanthonydean June 9, 2023

Swaggot

Those hipster/street dressing assholes who act like they're better than you. The ones who talk all that street talk when they're really from the 'burbs.

Joe - I can't stand Dominic! He's such an asshole!
Glenn - Yeah, he acts all cool and shit. He's such an asshole to everyone.
Joe - Yeah, fuck him bro! He's a swaggot!

by iamanthonydean June 26, 2016

Deo

Deodorant. A short lazy way of saying deodorant.

Yo did you smell that kid he need some deo bruh!

by iamanthonydean October 10, 2020

BDP

Big dick problems. Inconveniences that come from having a large penis.

Greg: Damn these jeans are too tight. I got BDP?
Jenny: BDP? What the hell is that?
Greg: BIG DICK PROBLEMS! Everyone dude wants a big dick but nobody knows about these problems.

by iamanthonydean February 1, 2019

Covid Conscious

Being aware of your surroundings and cautious of covid-19

Dave wears his mask and stays 6 feet away from others because he is covid conscious

by iamanthonydean June 16, 2020