34 definitions by iamanthonydean
by iamanthonydean March 26, 2019
Nick: So that’s when I put it right in her pu...
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?
by iamanthonydean March 24, 2019
Greg: Damn these jeans are too tight. I got BDP?
Jenny: BDP? What the hell is that?
Greg: BIG DICK PROBLEMS! Everyone dude wants a big dick but nobody knows about these problems.
Jenny: BDP? What the hell is that?
Greg: BIG DICK PROBLEMS! Everyone dude wants a big dick but nobody knows about these problems.
by iamanthonydean February 2, 2019
When you’re in a mental state of horniness and you can’t think straight. Usually the stage before post nut clarity.
Sarah: *out of breath* Did you say you loved me?!?
Bobby: *also out of breath* Oh shit my bad I had cum brain. Sorry I wasn’t thinking straight.
Bobby: *also out of breath* Oh shit my bad I had cum brain. Sorry I wasn’t thinking straight.
by iamanthonydean January 15, 2021
Mike: Hey Joe, merry Christmonth!!!!
Joe: Christmonth?
Mike: Yeah you don’t feel that Christmas vibe everywhere?
Joe: You’re right merry Christmonth!!!
Joe: Christmonth?
Mike: Yeah you don’t feel that Christmas vibe everywhere?
Joe: You’re right merry Christmonth!!!
by iamanthonydean December 1, 2019
by iamanthonydean July 18, 2020
“It was either this or that. I chose that because I was better off with that. I had to make a me-cision.”
by iamanthonydean April 2, 2019