A serious cyclist who wears black cycle shorts and a bizarre shaped helmet. The saddle posture is bum up and head down with hands clinging to the handlebars giving the look of a praying mantis.
I was carved up by one of those black bummed praying mantis types.Would have kicked his ass if he had one.
by IAIN_D September 02, 2018
The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!
by IAIN_D October 16, 2020
The name given to the stereotypical male chav hair fringe due to its sparse nature covering a big forehead.
Kieran took off his Burberry cap and carefully re-arranged his blonde chav strands with his bony tattooed hands.
by IAIN_D October 16, 2020