2 definitions by i_hate_heeley_man

A perfectly normal animal, originating from Heeley's ass. This disgustingnnnnesss of this animal is increased by the fact that heeley willingly takes part in ass rape, with him as the victim.
Get rid of that wonkey hoop dave, you bloody well brought it here and it stinks of cheese and your damn filthy ass.
by i_hate_heeley_man June 11, 2004
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As the name suggests, it's a hippo made out of cheese. Usually in some of the more retarded pagan celebrations in which people bow down to the cheesy hippo's 'wowzorness'. The cult of the hippo cheese spreads biscuits and butter throughout the land in preparation for the arrival of the bemused hippo.
Woooow man, thats one cheesy hippo, i think i'll regard it as one of my kindred spirits and bite its knee to signify my everlasting joy and hoopyness with the bond i have beetween myself and all this..... what was i saying?
by i_hate_heeley_man June 11, 2004
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